SofaKingFunny Member

I'm always looking for active fun friends, don't care about journals and you can't be easily offended.

Always looking for fun active people who aren't offended easily.

I could use a fresh batch of fun friends who aren't easily offended.

Accept and talk on and on about dogs and dog accessories.

Hang on, I have to take my AZT cocktail before dinner.

That's not ranch

It's not a secret when the courts get involved.

No no no...doing it all wrong. Don't go to bars or clubs to meet a woman...hang out near the shower head section at Home Depot and wait.

An idiot once told me to eat clay.

Fellow Texans are always nice.

Came here to talk trash...my services weren't needed. Well done, shame on you for deriding someone who is coming back to the gym, or in many cases doing it for the first time. You're EXACTLY the kind of person they dread meeting there.

who wouldnt?

Like a horse eating an apple.

Until I got a restraining order

Anyone is welcome as long as you're not easily offended...and I mean that. Lovers of hard rock/heavy metal/crude jokes get VIP access.

I admire your hygiene and punctuality.

Motorboated to death.

Add me if you like active people with a dirty sense of humor.

I have that problem and I hate it...I do so well at work and believe me we cater lunch all the time but once I get home..it's like those boxes of monster cereal mock me at night.

Houston!

Downloaded today.

I'm looking to add friends to lose my last 30. Don't let my username fool you, I'm normal, just have a twisted sense of humor.