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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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You know what the difference is between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my ****** in your ******.0
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My mom dressed me0
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Pull over at that port-a-potty... I gotta take a massive dump!0
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You probably have other hotter guys you're seeing0
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I'm ugly0
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Why did you say yes0
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Are you into golden showers?0
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I just sharted0
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So have you ever been on Fetlife?1
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So how tight is that vag?0
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Your sister is the best I ever had0
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You think your sister would want to join in on a 3way with us tonight?0
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I'm afraid of rejection0
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I'm dripping cum0
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That's just a scar from where my penis used to be0
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*yawns* what time is it?0
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Just the tip0
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I've got to run into the store to buy diapers real quick0
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Do you think I'm fat?0
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Fancy me taking a dump on your chest later?
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Holy s$%!, you ordered a lot of food.
I've got my mom's credit card. Let's get wild.0 -
Want to see the back of my van
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Do you know any good remedies for a yeast infection for between the toes?0
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I have a third nipple.... Want to see it?0
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Do you know what the difference is between your blue dress and Monica Lewinsky's? Nothing in about 10 minutes!0
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I eat the booty like groceries0
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I still live with my parents, and I'm unemployed...you're paying for dinner right?!?0
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I just got out of Prison!0
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Hang on, I have to take my AZT cocktail before dinner.0
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