Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Can we swing by my ex's house for a few minutes?

Are you allergic to duct tape?

My mom will be joining us at the restaurant.

..... and go!

jbuzzed · February 2016

I love you

Unknown · February 2016

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RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

jsummd wrote: »

I love you

Wait... are you telling me that or adding to the list?

ClubSilencio · February 2016

*strong exhale* You're my third Tinder date this week

I have a coupon for this place

Have you heard the new Michael Bolton album?

Oh I got us a room for tonight. Drink up.

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

You should see my basement.

Can you put your ankles behind your head?

God, I hope you're not as crazy as your sister!

synchkat · February 2016

Oh btw...I'm married

Andrewcpimpin · February 2016

I have a famous serial killer in my family

Unknown · February 2016

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BodayJohnnay · February 2016

My couch pulls out, but I dont

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · February 2016

I insist you pay.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Get in the van and no one gets hurt

Crimson_Fire · February 2016

I already have a ring picked out...

Unknown · February 2016

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OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

praksindiafit · February 2016

Can we get started

kchuskey · February 2016

I think you're the one..

Unknown · February 2016

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Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

The bus was late and my phone died.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I think we need couples counseling

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

I shaved my b-lls, so I'll be expecting action from you.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Hitler did nothing wrong

Unknown · February 2016

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RunHardBeStrong · February 2016

I want to raise my kids as Catholic. Are you ok with that?

Let's get matching tattoos after dessert.

yusaku02 · February 2016

I know it tastes infected but I think it's okay

mizzzc · February 2016

UHhhhhhWHAaaTmf wrote: »

My couch pulls out, but I dont

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG.

doublewhopper · February 2016

Are you gonna eat that?

davert123 · February 2016

Is your sister single ?

ClubSilencio · February 2016

You look different from your profile pic.

You mind if my buddy Brad swings by?

*checks out another girl* Damn, she fine.

I just got back from Vegas.

*long silence* Hey, you wanna see me Nae Nae?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Are you claustrophobic in small, confined spaces?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Wanna see my duct tape collection?

Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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