Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Can we swing by my ex's house for a few minutes?

Are you allergic to duct tape?

My mom will be joining us at the restaurant.

..... and go!

jbuzzed

I love you

RUN_LIFT_EAT

jsummd wrote: »

I love you

Wait... are you telling me that or adding to the list?

ClubSilencio

*strong exhale* You're my third Tinder date this week

I have a coupon for this place

Have you heard the new Michael Bolton album?

Oh I got us a room for tonight. Drink up.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

You should see my basement.

Can you put your ankles behind your head?

God, I hope you're not as crazy as your sister!

synchkat

Oh btw...I'm married

Andrewcpimpin

I have a famous serial killer in my family

BodayJohnnay

My couch pulls out, but I dont

Luke_I_am_your_spotter

I insist you pay.

OneHundredToLose

Get in the van and no one gets hurt

Crimson_Fire

I already have a ring picked out...

OneHundredToLose

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

praksindiafit

Can we get started

kchuskey

I think you're the one..

Wonderwomanvik

The bus was late and my phone died.

OneHundredToLose

I think we need couples counseling

RUN_LIFT_EAT

I shaved my b-lls, so I'll be expecting action from you.