Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

RUN_LIFT_EAT

These hemorrhoids are killing me!

synchkat

OMG I think I banged your sister last night

Wonderwomanvik

What size condom do you wear?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Your mom turns me on.

Wonderwomanvik

So, your daughters 18?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

I went ahead and packed an overnight bag, cause I know where this is headed.

Wonderwomanvik

Do you swallow?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

Do you swallow?

LMAO!!!

DJNG0311

How much?

Wonderwomanvik

Open wide!

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Lets talk about your boobs.

Wonderwomanvik

So, man boobs? Rocking that look.

gcibsthom

Could you help me take off this ankle monitor?

Wonderwomanvik

I'm a Felon

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Do you lock your bedroom window?

Wonderwomanvik

Bend down and touch your toes for me

Wonderwomanvik

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

RUN_LIFT_EAT

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?

Wonderwomanvik

ExAZTrailrunner wrote: »

gonzalesvikki wrote: »

JUST THE TIP, I PROMISE!

Wait! That's inappropriate?!?!?!?

I kid you not, all of these things have been said to me on first dates!!!!

Wonderwomanvik

Oh, no, we're gonna *kitten*!

Timshel_

I find most girls like their balloon knot kissed.

Wonderwomanvik

Can I share you?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

We should go to your place instead... my mom's hosting a bingo party tonight.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

We should stop and buy lube after the movie.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

that hairy mole on your face is hardly noticeable.

Panda_brat

My Dr say the infection should be cleared up by now.

My last date's name was lefty.

Can you spare 30 seconds?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Can you fit this whole banana in your mouth?

OneHundredToLose

I hope you don't have kids, because technically I can't get within 1000ft of them.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

So tell me again, when do you turn 18?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

My mom is waiting outside to take us there.