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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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Don't worry, the charges were dropped0
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So my wife is waiting at home for us0
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You should drive me home1
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I don't live with my parents, it's more of a roommate situation0
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You are boring0
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My three kids need a new dad!0
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I'm not racist, but...0
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let me guess... you're bipolar.0
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It's F$%k a friend Friday.0
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Must be that time of the month...1
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I take my bible with me everywhere0
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I promise.... mine isn't as salty tasting as others.0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »I take my bible with me everywhere
I would actually enjoy this one.1 -
I don't like you I just wanted a free food0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Must be that time of the month...
A real man loves his woman regardless of the time of the month
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Would you pop my man cherry?0
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Anal?0
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So I hear you can still be a virgin if we do anal.0
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Did you shave your peach for me?0
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I get all my medical advise from Dr. Oz.0
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So, last night, this guy from tinder totally rocked my world!0
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I just shart my pants!0
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Can you loan me $5,000? I kind of need to retain a lawyer0
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A half hour is $2500
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Good news! We're only 2nd cousins!!0
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I'm ovulating!0
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You can hardly see this blister on my lip.0
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It's an ingrown hair. I promise.0
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I get the rest of the surgery next week.0
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We should go get our genitals pierced!0
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