Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

OneHundredToLose

Don't worry, the charges were dropped

humbled380

So my wife is waiting at home for us

Forestgirly

You should drive me home

OneHundredToLose

I don't live with my parents, it's more of a roommate situation

Forestgirly

You are boring

eva_letsdance

My three kids need a new dad!

OneHundredToLose

I'm not racist, but...

RUN_LIFT_EAT

let me guess... you're bipolar.

Panda_brat

It's F$%k a friend Friday.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Must be that time of the month...

OneHundredToLose

I take my bible with me everywhere

RUN_LIFT_EAT

I promise.... mine isn't as salty tasting as others.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

OneHundredToLose wrote: »

I take my bible with me everywhere

I would actually enjoy this one.

Forestgirly

I don't like you I just wanted a free food

OneHundredToLose

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »

Must be that time of the month...

A real man loves his woman regardless of the time of the month

Panda_brat

Would you pop my man cherry?

Wonderwomanvik

Anal?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

So I hear you can still be a virgin if we do anal.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Did you shave your peach for me?

Panda_brat

I get all my medical advise from Dr. Oz.

Wonderwomanvik

So, last night, this guy from tinder totally rocked my world!

RUN_LIFT_EAT

I just shart my pants!

synchkat

Can you loan me $5,000? I kind of need to retain a lawyer

OneHundredToLose

A half hour is $250

Rabid_Hamster

Good news! We're only 2nd cousins!!

Wonderwomanvik

I'm ovulating!

RUN_LIFT_EAT

You can hardly see this blister on my lip.

Wonderwomanvik

It's an ingrown hair. I promise.

Panda_brat

I get the rest of the surgery next week.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

We should go get our genitals pierced!