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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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I don't mind if you slip something into my drink. Really.0
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My ex and I Still *kitten*0
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I promise these protein farts will go away soon.0
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I think the best solution to the problem in the Middle East is to just nuke it. All of it.0
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If you give me a job, she'll suck your dick!0
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Even worse:ExAZTrailrunner wrote:We should stop and buy lube after the movie.
I brought along a container of lube, so we don't have to stop anywhere on the
way to your house after the movie. It has lidocaine.
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Was that your dog I just ran over? (true story)
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Who needs lube? That's what blood is for.0
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You're the cheapest date I've ever had.1
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Your family will miss you0
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If you're not gonna put out tonight, do you think your sister/ mom will?0
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Does your insurance cover Viagra?0
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I have to be home by 8pm to check in with my parole agent.0
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Don't worry, I popped a Cialis before I headed out, so we have 36 hours - take your time.0
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My sober living curfew is 9pm0
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Wanna go to a Bieber concert?0
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I just took my viagra, can we hurry this up?0
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How many people have you slept with?0
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Can we cut to the chase? I have a scheduled visitation in 2 hours.0
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My next date will be here in ten minutes, do you think you can hurry?0
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netflix and chill?0
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Did you bring any lingerie tonight?0
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Is that a gray hair?0
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Here's a copy of my most recent blood test. So... basically... we don't need a condom.0
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Can you do it by yourself while I watch and record it?0
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What's your position on bestiality?0
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I'm a virgin1
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Look at the @$$ on that waitress!1
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Do you mind if I get her number?1
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The South will rise again0
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