Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I don't mind if you slip something into my drink. Really.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

My ex and I Still *kitten*

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

I promise these protein farts will go away soon.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

I think the best solution to the problem in the Middle East is to just nuke it. All of it.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

If you give me a job, she'll suck your dick!

MKEgal · February 2016

ExAZTrailrunner wrote:

We should stop and buy lube after the movie.

Even worse:
I brought along a container of lube, so we don't have to stop anywhere on the
way to your house after the movie. It has lidocaine.

Old_Slowly · February 2016

Was that your dog I just ran over? (true story)

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Who needs lube? That's what blood is for.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

You're the cheapest date I've ever had.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Your family will miss you

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

If you're not gonna put out tonight, do you think your sister/ mom will?

Panda_brat · February 2016

Does your insurance cover Viagra?

MKEgal · February 2016

I have to be home by 8pm to check in with my parole agent.

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Don't worry, I popped a Cialis before I headed out, so we have 36 hours - take your time.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

My sober living curfew is 9pm

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Wanna go to a Bieber concert?

eva_letsdance · February 2016

I just took my viagra, can we hurry this up?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

How many people have you slept with?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

Can we cut to the chase? I have a scheduled visitation in 2 hours.

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

My next date will be here in ten minutes, do you think you can hurry?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

netflix and chill?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Did you bring any lingerie tonight?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Is that a gray hair?

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Here's a copy of my most recent blood test. So... basically... we don't need a condom.

Panda_brat · February 2016

Can you do it by yourself while I watch and record it?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

What's your position on bestiality?

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

I'm a virgin

RUN_LIFT_EAT · February 2016

Look at the @$$ on that waitress!

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Do you mind if I get her number?

OneHundredToLose · February 2016

The South will rise again

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