Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

You know what the difference is between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my ****** in your ******.

Wonderwomanvik

My mom dressed me

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Pull over at that port-a-potty... I gotta take a massive dump!

Wonderwomanvik

You probably have other hotter guys you're seeing

Wonderwomanvik

I'm ugly

Wonderwomanvik

Why did you say yes

Hsammon

Are you into golden showers?

Pittshkr_

I just sharted

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

So have you ever been on Fetlife?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

So how tight is that vag?

Hsammon

Your sister is the best I ever had

RUN_LIFT_EAT

You think your sister would want to join in on a 3way with us tonight?

Wonderwomanvik

I'm afraid of rejection

Wonderwomanvik

I'm dripping cum

Hsammon

That's just a scar from where my penis used to be

Wonderwomanvik

*yawns* what time is it?

Hsammon

Just the tip

Wonderwomanvik

Hsammon wrote: »

Just the tip

Already said

Wonderwomanvik

I've got to run into the store to buy diapers real quick

Wonderwomanvik

Do you think I'm fat?

_HunterKiller_

Fancy me taking a dump on your chest later?

LindsayB072

Holy s$%!, you ordered a lot of food.

I've got my mom's credit card. Let's get wild.

southerman46

Want to see the back of my van

tosullivan

Do you know any good remedies for a yeast infection for between the toes?

RunHardBeStrong

I have a third nipple.... Want to see it?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Do you know what the difference is between your blue dress and Monica Lewinsky's? Nothing in about 10 minutes!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I eat the booty like groceries

Letsdothis1984

I still live with my parents, and I'm unemployed...you're paying for dinner right?!?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I just got out of Prison!

SofaKingFunny

Hang on, I have to take my AZT cocktail before dinner.