Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

dsweetbabe1

I think I'm ready for you to meet my daughter, you cool with her calling you daddy?

LCbaby0x

ClubSilencio wrote: »

*strong exhale* You're my third Tinder date this week

I have a coupon for this place

Have you heard the new Michael Bolton album?

Oh I got us a room for tonight. Drink up.

Lol I'm laughing sooo hard lol

pie_eyes

jsummd wrote: »

I love you

Yeah

Wonderwomanvik

There's a banana in my pocket

tosullivan

so what are you planning for our first anniversary?

finny11122

The waitress is really hot

Wonderwomanvik

I'm pregnant.

singingflutelady

Will you marry me?

finny11122

I forgot my wallet

Wonderwomanvik

My water just broke!

OneHundredToLose

What a coincidence, I do coathanger abortions!

jennahudson01

My period is so heavy

OneHundredToLose

That's my fetish

FabulousFantasticFifty

My babies need a Daddy!

Scamd83

"Hi, I'm [my name here]."

OneHundredToLose

Wanna see my basement?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Have you ever thought about joining The Hair Club For Men?

OneHundredToLose

The voices that control me from inside my head say I shouldn't kill you yet.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I bet you taste really Good!

OneHundredToLose

You're the nicest girl I've gone out with today

FabulousFantasticFifty

Let blow this Popsicle stand and go meet up with my Parents!

OneHundredToLose

I think we should see other people

FabulousFantasticFifty

What happened to your face?

OneHundredToLose

You should see the other guy...no, but seriously, if I showed you where I hid the body, I'd have to dig another hole.

provencal73

Can we get to the part where you leave already.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I come from the Planet Nebulon

qxana1969

you're a bore

FabulousFantasticFifty

You're not as good looking as I had hoped for!

ClubSilencio

Feels good to be back on the outside!

ClubSilencio

Thank god for Pee Wee's Bail Bonds.... I would'nt have made it tonight!