Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE
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I want four kids0
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Take my four kids. Please0
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Wait, those ARE my kids!0
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Do you spit or swallow?0
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What if we skip dinner, I give you half the the money it would've cost, and we just get straight to the bj?0
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What antibiotics are YOU on?0
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Do you mind if my Husband joins us later?0
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Do you mind joining me and your husband later?0
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Hahahahahaha!!!
Your friend is hot! Can you set us up?0 -
MOM!?!?!!!0
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Didn't you used to date my aunt Myrtle?0
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I WAS your Aunt Myrtle!!!0
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How much money do you have?0
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Will you wear my purity ring?0
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Want to see my toenail collection?0
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Give me your wallet0
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I'm celibate and waiting till marriage0
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You're so pretty when you're sleeping.0
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Mines bigger0
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Are those real?0
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It hurts when I pee0
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Can I take a lock of your hair?
Would you consider donating your skin to be made into leather after you're dead?0 -
I've got blue balls.0
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You may have heard about my last girlfriend going missing in the papers. I swear I had nothing to do with that.0
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I see dead people0
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Are you lactating, because I still breastfeed.0
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Tonight you will die0
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Does the carpet match the drapes?0
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I need yeast for my bread!0
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How do you feel about fitness? Cause I plan on fit'niss **** into your *****!0
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