Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

ElviraMarieCerri

Gee, you look like the guy on last week's "America's Most Wanted!"

RUN_LIFT_EAT

What smells so fishy?

Panda_brat

I just ate asparagus.

Wonderwomanvik

I set fires to feel joy

Panda_brat

Want to come to my place and see my porn and comic collection?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I'm only on this date to get back at my ex

Wonderwomanvik

We are going to a swingers party next

eva_letsdance

Do you have a lot of money?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

It may be small, but I make up for it in huuuuuuge loads!

Wonderwomanvik

My shoes cost more than your whole outfit.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I hope you brought knee pads...

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Do you know the phrase "tea-bagging"?

Wonderwomanvik

Will you choke me?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Don't mind those muffled sounds coming from the trunk.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is there any blood left on these pants?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

I had my pubes straightened today.

Wonderwomanvik

I hate sex

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Do you know what Rohypnol is? No? Drink up and I'll tell you about it in a little while.

Wonderwomanvik

So, how do you feel about incest?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Your dress looked darker through your bedroom window.

Wonderwomanvik

I'm in love with another man

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Did I ever tell you about my used tampon collection?

JobyHux

I've already got names picked out for our kids

Wonderwomanvik

Have you earned your red wings?

RUN_LIFT_EAT

You remind me of my sister.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

Pull my finger.

Wonderwomanvik

What are your limits?

Panda_brat

I'm a dog person if you know what i mean.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

The DA called it "stalking", but he didn't know about our love.

RUN_LIFT_EAT

That's a nice mustache.