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That's because you made her ride in the back, I don't think she likes it in the rear!
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He really didn't like it when I tried to turn him into a hand puppet (I didn't like it much either!)
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She sleeps with her eyes open.......kinda freaks me out!
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Actually complained that I gave the kitty too much attention.....
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Trimmed her toe nails at the dinner table....
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Wasn't into mud wrestling!
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She lies! She likes it both ways!
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She wouldn't bring me breakfast in bed!
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She kept a timer in the bedroom.....
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(Googling on "How to stroke a Kitty properly)
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Holy Crap! I'm 51.........And still ride my bike!!! :)
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Her kitty didn't purrrrrrr !
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She said I was too rough with her kitty!
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He couldn't produce a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I needed to power my Flux Capacitor.... Hail the day !
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Kinda look like Tom Brady
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Porn VHS tapes from the 80s.........Hundreds of them!
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Nice hair, I'm loosing mine!
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He stole my mothers' robe
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Youthful glow! (Makin up for the bike thing! lol)
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Priorities !
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YOU CRASHED MY BIKE !!!!! I mean, you crashed my bike? Are you ok?
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She liked riding my bike more than she liked ....... well you know, gotta keep it clean!
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She wanted to be left alone.....
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Wanna see Impressive? :)
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Hill Climbing song!
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Her perfect lips!
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Best Cover Ever !
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Heart warming smile :)
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Sexy neck
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Sense of calmness
