We broke up because...
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Was always pointing a laser at me0
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I asked for no cheese on my burger but he never ever listened0
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She said I was too cheesy
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He claimed I cheated on him every time I went to McDonalds0
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That stupid Big Mac with the extra bun making claims on my crush!0
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I really liked the special sauce0
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They can't handle my foam, and my frosty mug0
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Too much froth0
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Didn't get the memo0
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Would only communicate via handwritten letter0
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She wasn't down to sway my vote0
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He promised to get down, but I was the only one who followed through0
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She didn't swing my way0
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She swung the paddle too hard
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she was too ticklish0
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She wouldn't stop tickling0
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too salty0
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Awww do we have to...
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He was caught wearing my underwear and dancing to Brittany spears0
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You have issues with women named Brittany0
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He couldn't produce a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I needed to power my Flux Capacitor.... Hail the day !0
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He attacked my kitty 0
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She said I was too rough with her kitty!0
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My kitty needed more stroking....he wasn't listening..
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Her kitty didn't purrrrrrr !
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Because you weren't stroking it right
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Tonydevolanii wrote: »he is 51 and rides a bicycle
Holy Crap! I'm 51.........And still ride my bike!!!
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You forgot to bring a spare...0
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he refused to shower after laying around in mud0
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(Googling on "How to stroke a Kitty properly)slimgirljo15 wrote: »Because you weren't stroking it right
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