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She's that person who removes seeds from watermelons to create seedless watermelons.
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No, not yet. Have you ever pulled over in your car to think?
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Inside.
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Most recently, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, by a landslide.
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On a lonely, cold Saturday night...anything is possible.
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No. I'm not worthy.
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Yes. I once was in a daze and drove home and sat in the driveway...but it was to a house I had lived in 3 years before. HYE wasted an entire day binging Netflix?
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No, thankfully. HYE forgotten if you've washed your hair in the shower and wash it (again?) to be sure?
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Accepting applications for friends. Must be motivated, but may slip once in a while by eating an entire plate of nachos.
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Yes. Leading up to Interstellar's IMAX release was just like that. I couldn't wait. HYE had bacon that wasn't Canadian?
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Hmm. No. I leave that up to others. HYE spelled common words incorrectly?
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Well, when isn't breakfast food delicious? I'll eat it anytime! HYE driven somewhere and can't remember any of the journey?
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Yes, especially if I'm extra dirty. HYE turned down free tacos?
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On the cheek(s)
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It's possible I suppose. I only communicated in telegrams though. HYE played an instrument?
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I need clarification: Have I ever tongued a taco, or eaten tongue tacos? Yes, to both. HYE listened to the same song over and over again, even when you can't understand the lyrics?
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Only camel toe. HYE eaten a dozen donuts and not remember doing so?
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No, because I'm an angel. HYE committed a crime by ripping the tag off of a pillow?
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I'm just a guy who loves tacos
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Trying to convince the world she's just nice.
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Every day.
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I can't relate to people who can't appreciate bacon, or the sexual prowess it provides.
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Peacock Breeder
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All. Day. Long.
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Belgian waffle with whipped cream.
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Not yet.
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I'd guess nice at first.
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Nice, with a twist.
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Baked pumpkin seeds and crispy leaves.
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Unfortunately, no.
