dougphi Member

She's that person who removes seeds from watermelons to create seedless watermelons.

No, not yet. Have you ever pulled over in your car to think?

Inside.

Most recently, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, by a landslide.

On a lonely, cold Saturday night...anything is possible.

No. I'm not worthy.

Yes. I once was in a daze and drove home and sat in the driveway...but it was to a house I had lived in 3 years before. HYE wasted an entire day binging Netflix?

No, thankfully. HYE forgotten if you've washed your hair in the shower and wash it (again?) to be sure?

Accepting applications for friends. Must be motivated, but may slip once in a while by eating an entire plate of nachos.

Yes. Leading up to Interstellar's IMAX release was just like that. I couldn't wait. HYE had bacon that wasn't Canadian?

Hmm. No. I leave that up to others. HYE spelled common words incorrectly?

Well, when isn't breakfast food delicious? I'll eat it anytime! HYE driven somewhere and can't remember any of the journey?

Yes, especially if I'm extra dirty. HYE turned down free tacos?

On the cheek(s)

It's possible I suppose. I only communicated in telegrams though. HYE played an instrument?

I need clarification: Have I ever tongued a taco, or eaten tongue tacos? Yes, to both. HYE listened to the same song over and over again, even when you can't understand the lyrics?

Only camel toe. HYE eaten a dozen donuts and not remember doing so?

No, because I'm an angel. HYE committed a crime by ripping the tag off of a pillow?

I'm just a guy who loves tacos

Trying to convince the world she's just nice.

Every day.

I can't relate to people who can't appreciate bacon, or the sexual prowess it provides.

Peacock Breeder

All. Day. Long.

Belgian waffle with whipped cream.

Not yet.

I'd guess nice at first.

Nice, with a twist.

Baked pumpkin seeds and crispy leaves.

Unfortunately, no.