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Ink me in, honey. I had cookies this weekend. *patting my boodah belly*

...as I sit here eating popcorn because I'm desperate and forgot my lunch. (sigh) Age 48.

Hello back! :D

Because "Let's eat Grandma" and "Let's eat, Grandma" make a difference.

I grew almost an inch from all the Taekwondo I do. I'm 48, I'm not supposed to grow!

If I were to go into the business of working at a funeral home, what would I do? Where would be a good first step?

Am I the only South Carolinian?

Ego. Confidence. A man with those is awesome.

You may not want to swim in your spit, but if you saved it all up, you could. In a lifetime, the average person produces about 25,000 quarts of saliva -- enough to fill two swimming pools!

Fever by Laurie Halse Anderson The Demon in the Freezer by Richard Preston (real-life type scary) Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen (the only book she actually wrote well IMHO) Pompeii by Robert Harris Confessions of a Prairie 8itch by Alison Arngrim (Nellie Olsen on LHOTP) These should start you off. (edited to 8itch…

My glabella is hot, y'all!

I'm alive, upright and still breathing air so it's a good day. :D

Macca is what I hear.

Ok, wait, I do have one rant. Dear lady in the restroom, this is not the time to go and ponder life's great mysteries. Pee and get off the pot. If I knock, don't sit there like a little mushroom hoping no one hears you, the door is locked so obviously you ARE there.

I love all my co-workers because we all work in separate offices and if they tick me off, I can CLOSE MY DOOR! It's great!

Posting into a resurrected thread.

Jogging, but I don't jog so TAEKWONDO IT IS!!!

Corrosion of Conformity, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Down, etc.

Don't stick out your tongue if you want to hide your identity. Similar to fingerprints, everyone also has a unique tongue print!

Butter beans, licorice and liver. Everything else is welcome. It's odd I don't like licorice but yet I like absinthe from time to time. Weird.

I personally believe that man is a survivor. There would probably be a few bumps along the way, but mankind in our first world bubble would overcome.

Oh...I do have one! I have tattoos and I heard I can arrange to have them tanned and saved for my kids (weird, I know. Midkid who loves weird stuff was kinda freaked out about this one...odd). Do the morticians arrange to have that done through a private company? How does that work?

Oh honey, can we be friends? Because there are always questions I have unless it's right now and I'm on the spot to be able to bring up one of those questions. (sigh) If nothing else, I can keep you entertained with sarcasm until then.

Ding ding...same here. I'm 48, I do Taekwondo 2-3 days a week and I do a heck of a lot of walking. Now if I can only be a little more vigilant with my intake. (sigh) I'm a work in progress.

Ink me in but PUH-LEASE read my profile first. :wink:

I'm on every day, more for the social side of it, but I do use the exercise portion. I keep my diary private because it's between me and my diary (dang it!) :D

REmarried with a kid in the house, and the king and I both work. I'm knocking on retirement though, so life is good.

*snort* Who are you calling "middle age?" LOL

Um...yay?

...the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.