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You don't fail at girl! Hair gals and guys can get that product and blow dryer working on that hair like few people can. My hair feels SO soft right now. Tomorrow it will be tangly again.

It took me three long years to grow out my hair. I would go like twice a year for the tiniest trims. Turns out that's not the best way haha. I finally found a guy who shoots it to me straight and tells me what I do and don't need. I went in for highlights one time and after looking over my hair said I didn't need them and…

Haha! Seriously, the lighting, the cape, the slick wet hair....it's usually not a good look. But it wasn't 100% terrible today. I didn't cringe when I watched him comb out my hair in the mirror. I think he changed the lighting. He was going on and on about these awesome new light bulbs last time I was there.

Right? Do guys have this feeling??

Yas, girl. Ps today was the first time I've sat in a salon chair and not felt like a troll. So weird. There's a meme. I must find it. ETA. Found it

Someone has really thought this out :D I think where you're gonna run into a hiccup is the no jealousy bit. You know how chicks are.

Hopefully my smile makes you all smile. :D @Timshel_ and his pchop of me totally made me smile today.

OMG I literally laughed out loud and I'm still smiling. This is hilarious. Good gracious, I've made a name for myself around here with that moonshine, huh. HA!!!

That I was planning a trip to the moon with my son and sister in law. I started to have anxiety about it. Space is scary, y'all. And then I learned it was gonna cost $7,000/person so I changed my mind.

*copy and paste*

Good plan. Time to save up!

Oooo that's exciting!! Thank you for your purchase. I'll spend your contribution in Florence on my birthday dinner! Ha

Oh geez. Yeah that bites. My shop money is my "mad money" so it pays for my travels.

You must go! So many places to see and cultures to experience.

Hubby just sent this from Dubai. Tallest building in the world among the morning fog.

Nooooo. I need better hair. I don't do headbands or bangs.

Ok....send me your rum, please and thanks. In all seriousness, you're a good brother. And I hope it goes well.

My answer is tonight. Zach, can I have your rum?

Geez y'all know me pretty well or I'm just that transparent haha

I like a good buzz. But not that kind.

Y'all didn't miss a thing. And I'm on alcohol ban tonight. I still feel yucky.

I'm anxiously waiting and I'm kinda giddy to see what you come up with.

I wasn't actually scared. I was with some gay male friends and they screamed so much I laughed until I peed.

Don't even, mister. You owe me.

I peed all over myself in a haunted house once at Six Flags. I don't do haunted houses anymore.

Right?!? I totally would. ;)

Shhhhh. You people are like crack.