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😂 sautéed veggies it is

🤣 my secret is some of these are real and some of these just come off the top of my head. I'd cook your bacon anyway you wanted to eat it 😋

I can't say I've ever had any, but I would at least try em Fried cornbread

If she can crush a watermelon between her thighs 🍉

🤣 as long as you got a laugh out of it. Probably won't be the last time I do it in a pinch

We're all around the same age-34 give or take. I'm 6 foot myself and while not tall, I'm not short. I agree on the younger generation thing though, there's alot of kids that's 12 on the youth football teams I coach that are my height

If she likes her bacon so done it basically crumbles into dust

Feeling short working with 2 other mechanics that are 6'7" and 6'2"

About to make a pot of dark roast and chug it.

https://youtu.be/tmOgHdCMQ74

Nothing can beat coming home from work and seeing your kids sprint to you to love on you. I'm lucky enough that my 8 and 9 year old still do this but I know the day is coming where they'll think they're too cool for me 🥲

Well it wouldn't have bothered me cause I would just ignore the guy but it worked out cause I have an amazing job now

Haha I was late on the draw. Let me retry this: Looks like he's got some wisdom to share

Them eyes though 👀

Well from what I understand he ended up cheating on my mom and they broke up a few years later. Funny enough I applied to a fab shop where he was an engineer at years later and the reason why I didn't get hired is because he told the owner he was afraid I'd beat him up. Granted I'm 6 inches and around 70lbs heavier than he…

I second this, I hate hearing myself on recordings or in videos but other people like the backwoods hillbilly accent. Let us put a voice to the username *do it, do it*

Baked tater with smoked brisket, Colby jack cheese, and a western nc sauce 😋 yum Speaking of, Smoked brisket?

That made me remember about going to blockbuster and renting movies every Friday with my dad. They always had the rewind before you return sticker inside of the cases at the one we went to

I saw your rainbow Brite comment was flagged yesterday but I figured it was because we're old and someone didn't know who Rainbow Brite is🤷‍♂️ or you've got a stalker that's bullying you as a way of saying they like you 🤣

I agree, I think there should be more of it. Kinda cool to put a voice to a user name

Hello darling *in my best gone with the wind impression*

Myself. I slept for about 3 hours this morning and then woke up and couldn't go back to sleep 💀 Now I'm on the struggle bus 🙃

https://voca.ro/1bSVzHgNlk03

When she like my accent

I think I'll pass, yuck Livermush

Total war rtd and barbell fudge bar

Left my gym shoes at home 🤦‍♂️ work boots it is

The more rotten the better 🤣

I mean if I'm being honest, a dirty mind