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Dance it out at a Christmas party (and make the lads jealous of course)

Turned out he WAS a dude...my bad.

Only if I cheated and pulled a folding chair from underneath the stage...I'm sneaky like that.

Hello! Sounds like you are really enjoying it...good for you. I love getting on my bike. Has helped with my depression too. I took up cycling in earnest this year myself. I have logged over 2,200. However I don't ride in the winter, and live in the snowbelt area in Canada...so my season is done. Some things I learned.... -…

I'd slap my hands together really loud and fall to the ground with my hand against my face and ask why did he hit me, and if it was b/c I was gay? I'm not, but that last bit would really turn up the heat :-)

stop donating money to the Trump campaign while telling his pals "I'm with her!"

Enforcer for a loan shark

Inspector No.12 for a Hue Nylon company. Sheer excitement!

London, ON...well close enough I could almost touch it.

Single-handedly responsible for the Trump campaign.

I learned the hard way what happens when you play with matches in your dad's barn (I was 6).

The four horsemen riding around in my head...it's crowded and everyone is angry....where's my pills?

Helps orphans with a place to stay, only to sell meat pies for less than one might think even possible!

7..no 8...wait....whatever the hell this guy wants!

UFC world champion (by night...by day she works at a high-end hair salon)

Dont tell him that it doesn't say "MOM"

Not nearly as ripped as some of the lads above, but my jean are! I do like to make folks smile...so add me and we can enjoy the journey.

accept...I would with anyone...until I learned they were as nuts as I am.

I will never tell! Where is my lip balm?

Computer hacker that finally screwed over VISA and Mastercard! Yeah!!!!

Hello....could always use someone to chat with and compare notes.

44 down to a 38. Now, if I could just get taller!

Ballroom dancing music primarily.

One problem that comes to mind is the definition of "junk food". Where is that line drawn, and will that be something voters agree with? Here in Canada all our food is taxed already, frankly we are taxed too much as it is...push folks further and the government may not like the response.

Sure....is sitting over a coffee at Starbucks and gabbing a workout?

Do those folks who feel they must simply share their thoughts to lose weight, then go up to smokers and tell them to quit? Maybe they hang out at bars and scream over the music that drinking is the devil's potion? I think that behaviour speaks to the idot "sharing their thoughts" with a complete stranger.

Most embarrassing moment: first time playing golf, and I'm playing with a client. About the 7th tee she tells me my new clubs I bought are ladies'. We laugh now, but I was a bit taken back then. Worst lie you have ever been caught in?

Love Hurts - Nazareth

OMG, he is so amazingly good looking!! wait...I'm looking at my own profile!!!

This worked 27 years ago...and she still with me. "So, do you have a roommate? No? Would you like one?"