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My right fingernail. It was previously my left fingernail but a door closed on it, now it's all bruised with a big blood clot visible through the nail - not so lovely now.

Only if you bring the champers for the inflight drinks

Only if she's buying

Pity; a sucker for lost causes and a yacht

It's 0805hrs I am on hols for 2 weeks I am enjoying a glass of brandy

Thank you. It's time to climb into my coffin and get some shuteye Loose the hat, or get some shades, by the time I return.

Listen sunshine. I cut a dash in my burgundy jacket. It goes with bloodshot eyes and flushed complexion. And if I wear trousers with the jacket i look almost half human.

Try sunglasses with the hat. That's what I do, Don't frighten so many people that way

Quite so good sir! As the man said, I disagree with everything you say but will fight to the death to protect your right to say it That's a bloody awful hat you're sporting there,

Over sensitivity is a product of the snowflake generation. Google it. Being over offensive is a product of remote rudeness facilitated by global IT revolution which enables us all to be connected to someone on the other side of the world but dis- connected from the polite conventions of personal engagement.

I like dogs I don't have a dog as I don't have the time to look after it, so walk my friend's dogs instead, when I can I think The only good cat is a dead cat (light the touch paper....stand back....fingers in ears........)

Both equally enjoyable.

My smoking jacket isn't red, it's a deep burgundy colour. Red would be gaudy. Now run away with you all and busy yourselves with someone else less perfect than I. And it's never coffee in the afternoon, its tea And it would always be tapas, never tacos.

LOL!!! Yes ma'am. Note to self; must try harder, Loulou is watching.

Once every fortnight is not enough.

Une belle invitation d'une mademoiselle charminante

Once again, you have gone up in my estimation I. I like Tom Clancy 2. I like Conn Igulden 3. I like Asterix

I was born in the year of the monkey. It's quite astounding how accurate the traits are I love listening to music TV is over rated

1 I doubt you are boring 2 tell/ ask someone what you/ they like or don't like and why, that's how conversations start. I believe You will know this already 3 I think you should try different adventures.

A sad loss. Nirvana Still the best rock group the world has seen

I think Louise needs help I think Louise still has monsters under her bed I am glad Louise isn't too fussy cos I remain one of her friends! ( well I remain on her friends' list, at least......for the moment!!)

An accountant with a "Rocky Horror" fascination......and dungeon to match?

That's just inviting all sorts of speculative innuendo!!!

I want to live in the Spanish countryside cos it's warm The wine is good The women are gorgeous

Yes! Waste of a good day- just like playing golf!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

I frequently got the belt at school, but never for being drunk! I cycled, drunk as a lord, to work after an 8 hour stag doo cos I knew if I went to bed I'd be late! ( commitment, even when pissed!) I avoid drunkenness now cos the hangovers are getting more intense and last longer.

I love the way my teeth feel so clean after a dental check up which always involves a proper "polish" at the end I love going out cycling early in the mornings when everyone else is still in bed I despise people who pick their nose and leave their snot on walls and the underside of seats and tables!!!

The old wifes' tale... " eat less, move more" applies. First "eat less (rubbish food)" then "move more". The most important of the two comes first! Well done

Tips? Never bend over in a revolving door. Apart from that, eat less, move more.