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Me
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Try to pass her pet dog of as a cat
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Claims all her socks are for left feet only
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Pucker up girl :*
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For going out on a posh night out In her slippers and long socks
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2nd hand money
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Would always share my food when she said she wasn't hungry
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Waiting at the bar for the free nuts
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Reckon very naughty when she wants to be
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Sure Why not x
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Yes For sure Move on up x
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For not supplying biscuits with the tea and coffee
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Pretends it's her birthday everyday so she can eat cake
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Be fun Sure :*
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Definitely very naughty ;)
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At the bar because he thought all the drinks was free
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Any man where red lipstick
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Looking sad and lonely at the bar drowsing her sorrows So I shuffled up next to her Get her a drink and told her a cheesy joke to make her laugh
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So so naughty
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For wearing all her cloths inside out and the underwear on the outside
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Cheese
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Has a telly but never switches it one It's for display only
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Only showers and washes his hair in the rain to save water
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No comment hahaha
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Because she had a secret double life working as a plumber, electrician a carpenter And kept all the extra money to go out partying
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Kept stalking my dogs and said it was really for some kind of research
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Smells all the cheeses in the supermarket without buying any of them
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Never unclogged the plug hole in the bath from her hair And caused me to call a plumber each week
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Move up Sure All night long :*
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:* sure :*