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You would need to visit the Deep Web for an information about a vintage piece like hers though.

Most definitely do it! Every time I feel like I am starting to chicken out of things, I watch some Yes Man. Best movie ever to make you do *kitten* lol. Most good places usually couple you with someone, I wouldn't worry about going there alone. It's going to be weird at first but meh who cares, enjoy it! Annd of course…

You are a champ for trying its taste though. You could serve it to unsuspecting guests saying: "This is vintage 1995 Château de Hempiègne." Can't promise about how its going to come out though.

10 years!? I am all for using the old stuff but I don't think this relates to food. Throw that thing out. I have a feeling its a sentient protein powder at this point, he might understand you are throwing him out, so do it quick before he gets back at you.

...despair. Men rarely see their own actions as unjustified. Was he in the wrong here? "Well" he whispered: "Sometimes, we just have to be what the job requires". He then glanced back to West where his beloved lived, -one he will never see again, pretending to look at her through the mountains, and turned his back…

He sighed as he signed a contract with them. Everybody wanted an active lover, until they've met the Norse women. "Well, thats the future me's problem" he giggled, as he nodded to himself. He then packed some food for the road as the stale guacamole cake was long gone, and looked to the West and stepped towards the....

..made the decision. He had to gather the team again, -if they were alive. Mad Princess had to be stopped but he needed more people. So he climbed down and found his way in to the jungle. He started running towards....

it hit him. the king must've been captured too! The Mad Princess is trying to overtake the kingdom for herself! He had to do something! He placed the crown in his makeshift bag he made from scraps, and held his composure as he set his nose back. He was singing the tunes of "Wannabe" that he heard during the torture…

he thought of the other prisoners... Where were they? Did this maniac of a princess kill them all? He had to check! As he...

...and was welcomed by a fresh breeze on his face. The exit couldn't be too far! He carefully...

...water bottle that was right by the bars. He found that too suspicious and put it back. He needed to get his vengeance on the princess for destroying his village, he needed to be careful. He silently jumped up and was able to get out the....

Woah

.. which would be the case if he didn't possess super-human strength and agility. He looked up, and found his opening, this tiny window up above the complex. He grabbed a slice of the stale cake, and shifted the bar open to get out as he....

He started listening to his surroundings. He was trained for this day! He silently grabbed the pin from his hair and created a makeshift lock-pick. He then....

As the Ninja opened his eyes in the torture chamber, he looked around his surroundings. He did not recognize the magical box that was creating strange sounds he could not decipher. He silently moved towards...

You don't need to look further, there are so many posts here in MFP. Honestly Juicing is a waste of time, and 21 grams of protein sounds way too low for your needs. You will get yourself sick. Even a slice of my protein cheesecake that is just a little treat for myself has more proteins than your daily intake. You should…

As Kong destroyed the first house, Princess was cackling with hysteria whispering: "Happy birthday, to youuu", as by no coincidence it was the ninja's birthday. Kong then moved on to.....

... prepare her a Crème brûlée before all the destruction begun. Kong placed the princess atop a tree with a decent view of the town and charged in as he....

Critique the said spankable behind with @happimess1 with the conclusion of:

As the princess looked up from her station on the gorillas back, she brewed with her hate towards the ninja that sliced her Avocado. She hissed as she pointedly ignored everyone else: "Kill, all of them, Kong". As she.....

or so he thought.. little did he know, the princess was an expert in gorilla training and....

Portion. Control.

1 seconds

no promises.

Saying something like: Omg thats hilarious, my ex used to say that all the time!

uncontrollably until he realized what he has done...

That number looks kind of wrong unless you are like 7 ft tall female :smiley: I mean my Resting energy is around 2162, as a 6'3" guy. You normally simply add Resting Energy + Active Energy. For example my Saturday: 2162 Resting + 1418 Active - 500 deficit = 3080 calories input. Make sure you have synced MFP and Health app…

she didn't watch my daily survival skills videos: