mjroone Member

look at that pizza it is so yummy and warm better run 5 more

Happy Orangutan Uses Smelly Eggs S M E L L Y

Just keeps lifting ladies 5 times each

Official Island Timekeeper

What ever time my 16 year old dog gets me up, usually around 5 AM, but sometimes its 3 AM. :(

Appears to be the angel, but really is a bad girl

Sorry its a pass

@DSwales11 To trusting, doesn't investigate anything. Even when he knows somethings wrong. :'(

Is shopping right now and feels like she forgot something at home.

@thisonetimeatthegym All in good fun, hope your not insulted

Fluffer o:)

Co-Mattress Tester

Tongue Ring Tester

Fun, Fun, Fun One word three times is cool right? :)

Won't eat chili peppers, not because of heat just hates the word chili has been counting the number of beans in a bean bag chair for years, just lost count plucks tail feathers from ducks (not cool)

So tough she uses sandpaper to brush her teeth Always cleans the house before leaving, just in case elves are real Thinks the paper crowns from Burger King really make her royalty

Certified Hobo Inspector

Puts tacks on all her coworkers chairs at work. Blames Jim from accounting.

Open the windows let the breeze in

i am guessing she is

sit and get pointers on how to get those arms

Cleans the display toilets at home depot

hates water

Super glues coins to the ground to watch people try to pick them up Angry that she is out of coins and cant get them back While wearing flip flops she actually says out loud, "flip, flop, flip..." with each step

Trying not to laugh

Goes to the post office to hang out Is really loud in libraries leaves himself voicemails cause no one else does :(

yearning

Timing is so important in these posts. :p

cup of "jo"

hope to have those shoulders and chest somedy