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Is angry that his fitbit will not call him anymore.0
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His hair fell out when he broke the world deadlift record0
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Is trying his hardest to break the record but cannot lift anymore weight and he still has his hair.0
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Makes me spank her daily0
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Demands I spank her before sending her on her way to go see @Verchild0
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Is excited that im drunk at the pub right now and didnt message me.0
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Just sent me a drunken text with noodz0
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hates water0
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Goes to bed in funiture shops0
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She likes to use a toilet first before she buys one .0
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Doesn't believe in toilet paper since it is a waste. Instead, just uses his hand...0
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Also uses his hand for toilet paper because using her own in too gross.1
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Cleans the display toilets at home depot0
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She sprays me with aftershave and gives me a sweet when I go to the toilet .0
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Also cleans the toilets but with his tongue0
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shares skinny jeans with her S/O0
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hasn't eaten since 18870
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tried to hide the cereal but I know where all the good stuff is0
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Wasn't looking for cereal when he went looking for the "good stuff"1
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She was in the closet with me. We were hiding the "good stuff" there0
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prays at the altar of the yellow Power Ranger every night before bed0
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Makes me call him "yellow power ranger" each night before I get into bed.0
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Waddles like a duck and quacks before sexy time cause she thinks its super sexy0
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