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sings "let it go" in public restrooms to encourage people to "do their best work!"1
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Lets the mailman spank him0
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Had a child only to be able to produce milk for her private compound community. She's the local "milk cow".0
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Wants me to breast feed her0
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Enjoys the way I suck on her titties lol
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Has a Unicorn in her backyard
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killed him for killing her unicorn (RIP KrazyLeeLee)0
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farts in elevators and blames it on the closest person to her...0
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Faints everytime he smells a fart0
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he likes to smell farts as soon as they leave the body...he's a fart connoisseur who can tell you what you have been eating0
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Basks in the smell of his own farts!0
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Farts then asks if everyone likes her new perfume1
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Uses perfume instead of mouthwash0
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Got his Nickname in State prison after they found out that he was sentenced to 6 years for Burglary of People's Bruce Lee Memorabilia!0
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Can make herself Invisible when the Creepers come 'round!0
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Doesn't Confuse the hex outta me sometimes!0
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Is really blonde underneath the red0
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Is really Red under the Blonde
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Really has telekinetic powers strong enough to lift a battle ship out of the ocean, bur must remain hidden until THEY come again0
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love the JC movies lolLiftingLady5 wrote: »Has a pet frog she kisses every night trying to make him a prince
(Jeepers creepers is the name of a movie where the creeper guy kills people who have certain body parts/organs that he needs to keep living)
Wishes he had same telekinetic powers but would use them for lifting skirts and shirts in public venues.
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uses gym memes to show he enjoys wearing gym clothes and a fanny pack everywhere he goes.0
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Wears a fanny pack as a necklace0
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She has a plantation in Madrid, it's heavily guarded my 2ft long grasshoppers.0
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He confuses his Genders and constantly calls me Mister!0
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