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Verchild

Is angry that his fitbit will not call him anymore.

pdm3547

His hair fell out when he broke the world deadlift record

Chrisjuvers

Is trying his hardest to break the record but cannot lift anymore weight and he still has his hair.

slimgirljo15

Makes me spank her daily

Chrisjuvers

Demands I spank her before sending her on her way to go see @Verchild

Verchild

Is excited that im drunk at the pub right now and didnt message me.

slimgirljo15

Just sent me a drunken text with noodz

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mjroone

hates water

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finny11122

Goes to bed in funiture shops

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finny11122

She likes to use a toilet first before she buys one .

candiinprogress

Doesn't believe in toilet paper since it is a waste. Instead, just uses his hand...

Chrisjuvers

Also uses his hand for toilet paper because using her own in too gross.

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mjroone

Cleans the display toilets at home depot

finny11122

She sprays me with aftershave and gives me a sweet when I go to the toilet .

Chrisjuvers

Also cleans the toilets but with his tongue

ClubSilencio

shares skinny jeans with her S/O

LVNF04

hasn't eaten since 1887

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LVNF04

tried to hide the cereal but I know where all the good stuff is

Chrisjuvers

Wasn't looking for cereal when he went looking for the "good stuff"

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Chrisjuvers

She was in the closet with me. We were hiding the "good stuff" there

ClubSilencio

prays at the altar of the yellow Power Ranger every night before bed

Chrisjuvers

Makes me call him "yellow power ranger" each night before I get into bed.

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slimgirljo15

Waddles like a duck and quacks before sexy time cause she thinks its super sexy