HappilyDistracted Member

Just cleared my syphilis

lol, nice! That's how they're supposed to feel, right??

And work out of the day was?

A straight? Hi slinky- doing well, you?

I'm okay with big spoon and soft blankets

So, between your super brain and his inability to stop himself from touching hot plates- you make one semi-normal brain Never been... maybe I should just stick the idea that Cancun is a magical paradise and leave it at that

So, where in Mexico?? jk Guess he should learn to listen...

Should I make sure the carpet matches the drapes? Or is this one of those weird half-color trends like ombre?

Did you ever visit the resort?

nudist volleyball group?... Fascinating. Reminds me of when I went to the beach and forgot that clothing was optional. I got to see two old men in their 70s or 80s juggling nude with each other... some things you just can't un-see

Tortures peeps... Does NOT torture peeps

If I choose to be a red head, does that mean I can get away with the fiery attitude?

I was so worried this would be "normal" and I wouldn't fit in, but then I saw we're having a naked party, so I know I've come to the right place. :-)

However do you deal with every day people like myself? Is it as exhausting as it sounds?

hug

floral: Hawaii

Do you think I should have known better?

lotion: scented

Your place? I'm homeless.

Do you know the tune to "Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man..." ?? I heard my 4 year old singing that tune today "Have you seen the pooping man, the pooping man..." I bet you can guess what he was doing. :-)

Does washing your car count?

we would train together

Massages, nails- yeah, I'm down for spa day

Is practicing to be the next Mother Teresa

Is it possible you are one of those geniuses from birth that no one could have ever truly understood the depths of your brain power?

Professional golfer by day. Thunder from down under by night.

We were friends once upon a time. Then I disappeared. My bad.

Might your brain be so smart it has stopped making sense to the rest of us?

Definitely my eyes... What's the worst place you have ever been stuck?

Who wouldn't?