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Once buried a body in the mountains. Doesn't talk about it.
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She's having way more fun than me
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His ex left him emotionally scarred
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Cockroaches. You need to clean up!
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He's actually married to his sister
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No, thank god! NHIE liked spiders
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Sugar booger
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Never NHIE ridden a unicycle
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She grows out her leg hair and tries to donate it
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He was possessed.
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Pet moods and rock rings
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Sells lemonade from her lemonade stand
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Pet rings and mood rocks!
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The bogeyman
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Tried to get a "baby walking" service going. Kind of like a dog walking service, but he wants to use the babies to pick up women.
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The monsters from Monsters, Inc.
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He eats toast in bed every night. Crumbs everywhere!!
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He was dating everyone else in this thread
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He stole his dog from someone else's yard because it was cute
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He kept running up to women in public and pulling their hair so they'd know he liked them.
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He wanted to give me hickeys all the time.
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Peeing in public. I mean honestly, it's not like they weren't going to notice him doing that in the produce section of the grocery store....
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At every work potluck, he licks the food he's contributing before setting it out for everyone
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Two nights ago: I dreamed that I was in some sort of Hunger Games type of situation. A man and a woman came for people individually, knowing they would be hiding from them. It was expected that when they came for you, you’d have your hiding spot planned out and get to it immediately. If you were caught, you were placed in…
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Last night’s dream: I was hiking through the woods in winter on an unmarked trail. There were other people in the area, but I was trying to avoid them because I think I was going to a secret spot. The plan was to meet up with my younger sister (in real life I haven’t seen her since 2011). I finally got to the peak of the…
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Bah, humbug. Wait - wrong holiday. But it still fits.
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Not smiling
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He kept trying to take me to the YMCA on a date
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I was actually going to say pickles, but you must have stolen them from Blonde's closet
