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Takes headless selfies
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I'm going to romance myself so hard.
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Tries to snap his fingers really fast
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He stole a bunch of Valentine's candy because he was too cheap to buy some for his girl
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Addicted to Peeps.
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He rides a unicycle to work every day
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The Sears catalog, open to the lingerie section
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Works at Chick fil a so he doesn't have to work on Sunday
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He was streaking through the quad
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My current position didn't exist before and is still evolving (I've been here 6 months). I like that it is varied, which keeps it interesting because every day is a little different. It challenges me because there's so much to learn. I work with great people and I don't have to deal with the public. However, if I didn't…
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I'm overdue for that great grandbaby, then! He has a harem of wives.
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Puts on a cape and pretends to fly through his house
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His Easy Bake Oven. He sells mini baked goods on the weekends.
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Eggs random houses and cars
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Lonely.
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Shaky
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Makes giant wall mosaic collages out of post-it notes. It's quite impressive, really.
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All the sand from his shoes after every ocean trip. It looks like the beach in his closet now.
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She's only 12, but has a mature personality
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Knits socks for everyone in her neighborhood
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Scrabble letter tiles. She steals a few every time she goes to game night and keeps them in her pocket so she can cheat on future games.
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Fuzzy slippers. They're mine and I want them back.
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Ok Splitting the check on a first date
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Making his own shirtless billboard to put in his front yard
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He has 17 pet piglets, all teacup size
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A collection of alphabet books, all bookmarked on the S page.
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Depends on the person, situation, and how you handle it. Jumping ahead of someone in line because they didn't notice the line was moving.
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He puts on gym clothes and goes to the gym every day...but just sits on the equipment playing on his phone, showers, and goes home.
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Not ok Taking your shoes off in the privacy of your office
