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He listens to cassette tapes played backwards, hoping to hear the satanic messages they're rumored to have.

Depends on how well I know them Tipping poorly because service is slow

I'd totally do that. He stole an old woman's identity and insisted everyone call him Ethel.

Sneaking around peeking in mfpeeps' windows

Sells illegal alcohol from his beach hut.

Lives in a hut on the beach

Baby Bear

Oh, and at Christmas I found out my ex told my estranged family that we were separated (I hadn't told them yet). I still have no idea what he told them, good or bad.

Oddly enough, I have no idea what he'd say. After 23 years together you'd think I could predict that, but I really just don't know.

Running away from me

Ok to have an opinion; not ok to force it on them or even necessarily say anything Correcting someone's grammar when they're speaking to you

Follows me around asking if I need an assistant

Once, when I was newer to lifting. I rolled it down my body to get it off. NHIE had really well-defined hamstrings.

Corrects spelling and grammar errors on every work email that comes in.

2. Definitely 2.

A label maker. He labels everything in his house, including doors and walls.

With pretty toes

Posts on forums

Having all my shoes eaten by his dog

Bill is short for Billerina

All of the dyed macaroni necklaces she makes in her spare time.

Refused to be alone with me

Has a horrible fear of bunnies

45. If you'd asked me a year ago I'd have said that I was probably in almost the best shape of my life. Life caught up (divorce, sold a house and bought another, totaled a car, etc.) and I'm not where I was before...but overall I'm still doing pretty damn well from a physical health and fitness standpoint. The rest of me…

Hundreds of selfies printed in glossy 8 x 10 size. He's convinced he'll be the next big thing in modeling.

He's one of a set of triplets

A collection of VHS movies from the early 90s that he can't watch because he doesn't have a VCR.

Depends on if it was a casual "we should do lunch" vs "I'd like to take you to lunch" Getting drunk on a first date

Only with permission Touching a stranger's baby

Trips over his own feet at least once a day. Got a concussion once from tripping and slamming into a wall.