TerryMyfitbitsnbobs Member

Nice.

Put on 11lb in a few days. Went way off the rails. Happy I did so though, because I had a marvellous time and my body actually WANTS to return to the diet after such hedonistic abuse. More importantly though, my mind does too. A few minor indiscretions yet to commit. Left over turkey and chinese noodles etc coming up.…

I'm so fat, I don't buy trousers by the waste size, I buy them by postcodes covered.

OMG I have completely abused the back end out of this diet! I had taken ages to lose 2 stone and now over a few Christmas days have gone on a hedonistic indulgence splurge. I would not be surprised if I'd put that weight back on. At moment I am neither weighing, not counting calories. I'm looking at the long goal though. I…

I've been on a sea food diet. When I see food, I eat it.

Thanks guys

Roasting a chicken is absolutely foolproof. Basically its just... Put it in oven and turn it on. Ok you can do lots of things to improve on that, but that will still be tasty. Unlike turkey (huge dry hulk of cardboard that you have to add flavour and moisture to), chicken is moist and flavoursome (unless you buy battery…

Thanks so very much guys.

Yeah that fascinated me too. I'd love to have a Christmas where I try many different ones.

Personally, I will be eating all the naughty stuff forbidden in my weight loss regime. I'm gonna be laying in the corner, covered in sweet wrappers, chocolate eclair crumbs, and pistachio shells. "Daddy, can I have a sweetie please?" "GRRRR, I CAN ALWAYS SELL YOU TO NIKE, CHILD!" Just in case someone doesn't realise, that…

I can always time you. Maybe spot you if you are planning any lifting etc. I'm quite helpful. Purely for science and research you understand.

I somehow seem to have upset you. I don't usually make jokes to personally upset anyone's feelings. I hope you can somehow get over it and brighten up. MAY THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS BE WITH YOU AND BRING MUCH HAPPINESS TO YOU!

Why the insults at this festive time of year? You had to come on here to be disgusted and tell others of self discipline when you can't exercise the self discipline not to be hateful and abusive. Instead of transferring your bitterness and self hate to others, why not offer yourself lots of self love. You can be a proud…

It's all too easy for people to beat you up about it and even easier to beat yourself up. DON'T! It's done. It's a past chapter in a book that you are IN THE PROCESS of writing. Chalk it down to a lesson that has given you knowledge. Look at it as a new sculture of a beautiful thing. Most importantly; face each day, each…

Oh dear me. Slaps wrist... . Slaps again and smiles.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SIMON COWELL?

An average ejeculation is said to be around 6 calories. So, you can double that amount. Yippee! Just make sure not to make a net gain.

3 minutes? Wow! It takes me that long to find myself. Surely lifting my stomach must count as a workout.

NOOOOO! One hour is a year's worth. And I eat pizza during the act too. Gives my other hand something to do.

Your angry response was all I needed to finish off. Thanks.

HAHAHAHAHA! Damn! I've been training in doing somersaults from the wardrobe. Don't tell me I wasted my time.

I have a theory that gym owners try to keep it secret, because it's more enjoyable than rowing machines. And more portable.

Wow, really?!

Beastmode alone? I'm far too skilled and, well, lazy for that. I'm an energy conservationist.

Sorry to be so graphic, but I had to find out. Google it, and the answers vary wildly. I needed to ask the people dieting and exercising if they know, or indeed would like to know.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I just realised I actually said that. Didn't mean it rudely. It's Christmas though. Time for festered fun and frolics.

Oh how I miss the old days. Up to the age of 20, I ate as much as a small army, but could NOT get as fat or musclier as a broom. Now I touch a photo of a burger and my skin assimilates the fat by osmosis.

I am planning on a good walk to work a bit off too, but I still intend eating a van full.

I'm still gonna log everything, but snuffle the trough like a piggy.

Yeah, I am gonna go full Henry VIII for three or four days. Then spend the new year on the naughty step.