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Hairdresser.

Squashing chaos. And, wondering how much walking I'd need to do to burn off calories, if I eat a gallon of mashed potatoes & gravy. It just might be worth it.

Orkestra Obsolete playing a New Order song with 1930s instruments. Very interesting lads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHLbaOLWjpc&feature=share

Well, this week she was a barista. Today, 6pm, she gave her notice...

Reclining back like a slug after a stressful day, listening to a 72-yr old man talk about doing 1,800 pushups/day, everyday, not in sets, no stopping, just continuously. He also walks 1-hr at noon & another hour at midnight through the park. I believe that's where he is beamed up by the alien shape ship to rejuvenate his…

Manages a shoe store. Most challenging is fitting younger, hip-hop customers.

Half of the bouncy jig duo.

Ann-Margret's fave stand-in.

Owns a cafe. Delivers his own coffee.

Santa's favorite Christmas sweater elf.

Former Warehouse Manager, currently out on workman's comp... for a long, long time.

Created BeachWigs for the ultimate in summer fun.

I'd say procrastinating, but that would imply I'm actually thinking about doing something I don't want to do.

Former Crossing Guard.

Trying to find a movie to watch to drown out the video game explosion sounds from the guy upstairs. Not THE guy upstairs... just, the guy.

Hates to work in the office.

Builds secret escape doors at work to leave early for lunch.

Ramen noodle maker.

Hires testers for mom jeans' company.

Traffic Cop.

Actor who lost Nike commercial for being too angrily Method to sell kid's sneakers.

The guy at work that Matt Damon looks up to.

Director of Anti-Social Wellness Rehab Program.

Examines Bitcoin for defects.

Teaches yoga-zoomba.

Listening to a Joe Rogan podcast while washing the floors. His idiot guest & her annoying personality & voice are making me want to smash the walls with the mop. But... that anger has given me superpowers, so my floors are coming out really clean!

Runs the cheapest vasectomy clinic in the west.

A boring comedian talk about his boring July 4th party. What is wrong with me?

Drinking a lunch IPA, waiting for maintenance to arrive to resolve the multitude of recent plumbing issues. I like to be tipsy when apt complex workers arrive... because I'm just that... much... more... fun. Hee haw! IPA 2? Yaaaaah...