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Looking good!!
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Professional stunt woman and secret agent!
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How are you now? I had a pe two and a half years ago and had pain and breathlessness for a long time after, and even now if I have a cold. Listen to your body but I found as I got fitter my lung capacity massively improved.
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Palms. Donkey or shrek?
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Pucker up
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Dancing to the sabre toothed Tiger in a shopping precinct with no busking licence!
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Sarcastic, exciting, energetic, contradictory geek!
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Masquerading as the hamburgler and trying to redirect traffic!
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In the middle of the dance floor doing the chicken dance!
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Thankfully not haha! I once went for an "intimate wax" at a different place and a bloke came through and said he'd be doing it, felt vaguely awkward for a min til I though "I'm really not that precious I've had kids". It turned out to be one of the oddest experiences of my life. He actually told me that he'd been…
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I was literally about to put the same thing! Everyone knows ladies farts are like unicorn dust and smell of roses!
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Close, I'm a unicyclist! Haha
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Rotten, unpleasant, bottom yucky raspers. TURDS
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Cat behaviour consultant.
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Secret agent!
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Delectable
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What do a penis and Rubik's cubes have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets
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Work selfie! So bored I'm back to posting rubbish on here
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Me too, I've been to see them so many times! So cheesy but so much fun!
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It's considered terrible etiquette to pass solids in a downstairs toilet!
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Such an underrated quality!
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I rock a pair of sponge bob pyjamas!
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My kids to stop bickering for 5 seconds!
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Oh yes, Manchester here
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These!!! Ohhh yeah!
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You're gorgeous! My ex was like that. It used to make me feel rubbish, then I realise I wasn't rubbish he was and binned him off.
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Manchester, England
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I put a troll outside the bathroom to scare my toddler from going in the toilet and throwing my makeup sponges down the toilet! I also pretended to start work earlier yesterday so my mum would have the kids and I could sneak to the gym