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A secret library with many books including an extension leading down into a basement with walls of books.
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Tell me youre my girl and that I own you.
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Your chi needs to be aligned in order to meet my frequency or else we cant function on the same wavelength..........................now, remove your clothes so I can massage your polarities correctly.
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Pears
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If you just lost a few pounds here and here then youd be more than a 7.
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Talking about the worst things to say on a date, its a great outlet for crappy dates. Now I know they happened for a reason.
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Is this a five condom night? Winks.....
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Is it ok that I can have your leftovers for my dog?
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The door to Narnia and secretly is an ice queen.
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Is it ok that I brought my dog?
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I had a dream before we met that we died as deep lovers and came back into this world in the now only to meet again.
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My alter ego or higher self is other-wordly and I come from another planet. I think we are twin flames! ................. Want to astral to my starship?
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My ex was a pagan that turned from strait to lesbian, you don't like women too do you? You sure not even bi?
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Your pajama pants match your couch throw blanket. Laughs.
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How much do you weigh?
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Whats your blood type?
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He says: I just got out of prison 3 months ago.........
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Oh btw Im leaving the country soon......like tomorrow and wont be coming back. I have a wife and kids in Puerto Rico.
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Im an engineer and Im a mathematician, let me calibrate you. Winks........ trust me I know all the algorithms
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We are on the same wavelength and frequency, we also have the same vibrations, your auroa is a rainbow.......................... Do you have telepathic or empathic abilities?
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He Says: I have a cryogenics capsule chamber in my basement, do you want to see? ............................................ Me: Sees the capsule and its real...... He Says: Do you want to look inside it?
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I am Vald Tepes, call me Dracula....... ............................................................ Im also a vegetarian and despise such earthly things like sodas.
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I forgot to tell you Im still married ......................... Can we still be friends?
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Pandoras Box
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The thought of my enemy falling in dog poo.
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"Impossibility is relative" - Michio Kaku
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Mrs. Lovette from Sweeny Todd
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We would probably have our own laptops and sit somewhere researching or doing homework.
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Buddha Radiant Altruistic Transparency S T A V A
