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Smokescreen security system emergency replacement.

One night stand up comedy duo ?

Yes, but only in particularly contrived abbreviations.

It has been reported he likes walking in parks shouting the words "HEAD SHOT" and pointing at random people for no apparent reason.

PECS ! I'm sure, if I go far enough from my screen, they'll look like glaring eyes with those nips.

Her apparent liveliness !

And I thought the moustache was his best attribute !

I was about to say that as well. If you have a huge appetite, aiming for food with a very low calories to volume ratio might be something you want to try.

Intelligence, kindness, and strength.

Phone book door to door salesperson.

I would, but only if he is upside down, dressed up like spider man.

Couldn't even begin to hide her naughtiness if she tried

If only you knew how to make a rhyme with orange You would, with talent, flirt as no one dared to before Pudgy's heart would melt, romance and love would be galore I took the bait, tried and ventured. N'êtes vous pas des anges ?

WHAT ? DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY KEYBOARD ? Oh nevermind, it's nothing.

We said a lie. And you promised not to tell.

Wonder if she ever doesn't !

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She wanted to cut my hair with a lawn mower. I shouldn't have let her try.

I would, but I fear for what might happen to Earth if those beards collide.

Tall ! Doesn't make sense since I only saw your face. I don't know why, but it's what I thought :p

He makes the word naughty feel nice. What are you doing to that drawer Mike ?

Those legs ! And the ability to punctuate prestigiously sentences with emojis.

CEO of a company that sells booby-trapped stamps. Having laxative on the back of them was the idea that spawn a great career.

I hesitated, until I found out you are a Slytherin.

I tried, but I ship the two of them to much.

I didn't realize you were talking about having many partners at the same time. In that case, I'm with you. Unless they're all aware of the situation and still up for it, but it's unlikely.

I'd kiss the one in the middle, the one on the left, and then approach the one on the right, but stop a few inches before contact and say "Do you have the keys ? I'd like to get out of here, it's been two weeks now, I did what you asked !"

The sunglasses+dog combo, it's an old one from the book : irresistible.

I did get the hugest crush at some point, but then the police came and I ended up in prison for 20 years. I'm not doing that again.

Bright, in both senses of the word