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Bouncer at a greasy spoon in a rough part of town.
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If it walks like a duck...
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Nope yer GREAT!
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LMAO... You try and flex every muscle fibre simultaneously and smile at the same time! 😜 ^^^ Poise coach
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LOL there's an uptight puritan on the boards today "Wooing" every suggestive post from everyone in the last couple of days.
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Acorns. Lots of acorns.
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Adult content web site subscriptions.
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Ivanna Bom Puglys
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Hungry
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Manscaping technician 😉
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Doesn't own undies
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Leisurely paced spy?
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Depends whether she is dressed "appropriately" for bed. 😉
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Yeah... I expect I'd enjoy that.
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Where's the beef?
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Great thousand watt smile! 😁
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Paralegal doing research on a big malfeasance case who stumbles on evidence of a huge conspiracy involving the partners at her firm, officials of an enemy country, big pharma, and the Christmass Tree farming cartel.
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Looks sweet and innocent... so many many decades of experience tells me she's extremely mischievous.
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LOL Nope. Not even if he calls me pretty again.
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Lifelong ambition has always been to teach literature?
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Madam in a mid-level brothel.
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Eat more protein
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Killer smile
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My shoulder rotated a full 360 degrees without the crunchy noises and shooting pain
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Be a better question to ask if I would ever let her out.
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Refeed day! Carbing up like a fiend after a month of avoiding them. Awesome pump in the gym this afternoon! Uncomfortably bloated but otherwise on cloud 9. More pizza 🍕🍕🍕 to be devoured this evening then back to living the carnivore lifestyle. 💪
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Realized that I had made out with her mother back in high school (I thought something seemed really familiar!). That just made things really awkward.
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Virgin Caesar
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Night check-in clerk at a "by the hour motel" called the Lettuce Inn.
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Drinking virgin cocktails and pretending she's getting really loaded.