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Our special time... Oops!

Beer... Yesterday 'cause it's a long weekend. Just starting to get a visible dent into it now. 😏

Fire hazard

Easter's ruined!! :s All the little chocolates this bunny left me taste like crap! :'(

Overexposed

Looks very sweet.

Embracing corporal punishment

Lists of all of her imaginary friends and their character traits and back stories. Started as a hobby the first time she played Dungeons and Dragons but became a passion over the years. (also a jar of dozens of multisided dice she uses to create them)

Back day

Toothpaste flavour engineer.

Watching GoT

Hooning around like a teenage delinquent in my summer car (which is still on her winter tires 'cause... Ottawa) to give her an "Italian tune up" in the hope that winter is finally winding down. Kept the revs way up and never shifted above 4th even at "go directly to jail" speeds on the highway. So... I didn't actually…

Photo copies of the "Do not remove this label" tags from every piece he's ever bought just in case one comes loose and he is audited by the fabric posse.

You do know Easter isn't actually until NEXT weekend right?

Gently used refurbished toenail clippers

Eleventy eight bales of goose down

Hmmm... It would be a first date and I wouldn't want either of us to feel "obligated" so how 'bout I get dinner, and you pick up the drink tab? 😉

Crunchy shoulder again. Pushed chest day a bit too far yesterday.

Slim n' slippy

Ceasar Bits

Less furry

So just into legalization of pot they may be changing the tagline on new Ontario license plates to "A place to grow" LMAO 🤣 Queue the memes!

Stunning

Depends on how tall he is but probably lighter.

Faugh Kinright

12 left shoes and 18 right shoes... none of which are pairs.

Give her detailed instructions on how to build the shelter then go fishin' for our dinner. 😉

Pipes!

She steals two grapes when she goes to the grocery store, hides them in her bra and tells everyone she's just cold.

Teaching classical literature.