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Carriage ride through the park
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Parasailing
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Isn't your dad my dad's *kitten*, I mean cellmate?
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He's in the witness protection program, that's why there are no pictures of his face
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Opera
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How do you feel about being covered in Spam?
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Breaking up with someone Telling people you got someone else pregnant Saying you married your sister's mortal enemy Telling someone who is deployed their SO cheated
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She wanted to share everything!!!!!!!
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Bungee jumping
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She doesn't like whiskey
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She asked me if she could have some candy out of my Easter basket!
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Ergonometer
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Actually went on a date where the lady asked me if I wanted to go get genital piercings, from her ex!
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Proposing marriage to your longtime SO
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Squat rack
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She kept saying how much she looks like Angelina Jolie and kept trying to adopt people at other tables
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How will you be paying me tonight? Cash, credit card, Paypal or Bitcoin?
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He wouldn't stop flexing
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Diorama of Meatloaf's Love By The Dashboard Lights
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Dumbbells?
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Stretching mats
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What did Tennessee? I don't know Alaska! Could've been what Arkansas! What did Delaware? A New Jersey! What is the happiest state? Maryland!
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Curling
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Blouses
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So how long should I wait to tell you about all my other wives?
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To learn the Bolero
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A vanity keychain from every state in the US and province/territory from Canada
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He spoke like Yoda whenever he got mad
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Bass fishing
