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The girl whose clothes never matched
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Didn't understand the greatness of a dutch oven
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I love dad jokes lol You understand me
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I'm sensing hostility and not understanding it? :#
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Just finished playing with my kids and remembering why I'm supposed to "rest"
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Because you look strong
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Pot dealer
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Goth chick
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My pets creeped her out
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She didn't know how to wear mascara... Spider legs eesh
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I'd keep playing but it keeps going numb
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Always defending the little guy
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Is mute because her tongue is stuck that way
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Just give it a week it'll go away
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I failed at naked twister
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Queen of the "stink bomb and run" technique
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She woke up in a dress and couldn't murder me
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Eating pecan pie and being injured and lazy while watching Netflix... Any good suggestions for horror movies?
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The girl who backed me up
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Challenging all the bullies to a fight
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She hated my hobbies :'(
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The door handle broke off
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Garbage
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The wood chipper jammed
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7 days....
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Moving 12 times in a year
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She looks like she has big brains
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Always offering to carry people's books