We broke up because...
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She wouldn't stop talking about eating brains.0
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She hated my hobbies0
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Never dressed like a girl0
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She woke up in a dress and couldn't murder me0
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She always pulled the football away just as I was about to kick it...0
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He once kicked me in the head
"Accident" my arsse!!!0 -
She was hardheaded - literally...0
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He had a hard heart
Everything else was soft..1 -
She complained I had the wrong parts0
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She disliked my plans for world domination0
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Wouldn't let me Dominate along side her0
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Her plans for domination involved a trip to mars. I wasn't ready for that sort of commitment0
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"We were just 2 lost souls swimming in a fishbowl..."0
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He didn't change his blue shirt0
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She gave her luv to everyone0
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She stuck her tongue on everything even to test my food0
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She wouldn't share0
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She wouldn't let me share my love with others...0
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He was sexting 4 others0
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She had 4 personalities...0
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