We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never dressed like a girl

_BlackSunshine_

She woke up in a dress and couldn't murder me

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She always pulled the football away just as I was about to kick it...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He once kicked me in the head
"Accident" my arsse!!!

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She was hardheaded - literally...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a hard heart
Everything else was soft..

LonniJay

She complained I had the wrong parts

AliNouveau

She disliked my plans for world domination

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't let me Dominate along side her

AliNouveau

Her plans for domination involved a trip to mars. I wasn't ready for that sort of commitment

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

"We were just 2 lost souls swimming in a fishbowl..."

AllYouNeedIsLuv

He didn't change his blue shirt

slimgirljo15

She gave her luv to everyone

AllYouNeedIsLuv

She stuck her tongue on everything even to test my food

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't share

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She wouldn't let me share my love with others...

slimgirljo15

He was sexting 4 others

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She had 4 personalities...

RunHardBeStrong

He didn't like any of my personalities

AliNouveau

I got lost in her eyes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't let me Sew My Oats

liftorgohome

She couldn't sew

FabulousFantasticFifty

I actually can

He didn't like the suit I made him

US03Marine

She gave me the suit she made for him.

CocoBrother

U kept playing county music and singing aloud you should lip sing lol

AllYouNeedIsLuv

Never would look at me and tell me I was beautiful always in the mirror telling him self!

sheepingly

he wouldn't stop taking bathroom selfies

CocoBrother

AllYouNeedIsLuv wrote: »

Never would look at me and tell me I was beautiful always in the mirror telling him self!

Well ur beautiful ok geesh lol

AllYouNeedIsLuv

Because I remind him of his ex lover affair

FabulousFantasticFifty

She reminds me of her Ex's ex Lover