We broke up because...
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she was!0
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She tried to be a zombie0
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"I loved myself better than you
I know it's wrong so what should I do?"
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He was a rolling stone
Wherever heaid his hat was his home0 -
I wasn't worthy of her legs...0
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I could eat more than him0
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She wore the pants in the relationship...
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He always fell asleep after dinner0
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I preferred eating out...0
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She didn't want a man who would cook for her0
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Apparently, she raised her standards...0
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He made me eat sausage0
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She only nibbled on the sausage...0
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He said take a Big bite. I was scared0
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I failed at fulfilling both her wants and her needs...0
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He was sgood at the needs but those wants. He just didn't get what I really wanted0
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I couldn't understand Canadian eh0
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I called her kiwi...opps1
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We didn't. .he's my little pork chop1
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She couldn't keep her tongue in her mouth0
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She didn't like my tongue in my mouth...0
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She wouldn't tongue me
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She was too hot for me
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Only wanted to go to the beach0
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I wasn't her type0
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She wouldn't work out with me at the gym, always doing cardio0
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She never wore deodorant.0
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she had only one red panty 0
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was stealing my red panties0
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