We broke up because...
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Because she didn't tell me what sheepingly was.0
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he refused to button his shirt at my grandma's funeral0
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Thehardmakesitworthit wrote: »he refused to button his shirt at my grandma's funeral
She didn't give me a flannel shirt to wear.
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He thought he could be a Lumberjack0
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I wanted to... I did have a buttered scones for tea today... it is Wednesday after all.
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False advertising. .he wasnt Randy
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she said i spent too much time in the gym0
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The love muscle never got a workout
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LOL!
I didn't have the right kind of muscle0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired0 -
Jamison_Purry wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired
Pfft..I said tired of missionary ..wouldn't add any new moves to his repetoire0 -
Was always speaking French and hated my moves0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Jamison_Purry wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »The love muscle never got a workout
you are so wrong lmao no we broke up because you kept saying you were tired
Pfft..I said tired of missionary ..wouldn't add any new moves to his repetoire
i do need some yoga in my life.0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was always speaking French and hated my moves
She couldn't understand Australian ..
Ok ..we didn't split up..he gained some new moves ..0 -
Was doing Naked Yoga with Jamison0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Was doing Naked Yoga with Jamison
it was a game of twister we told you you could join geesh0 -
I failed at naked twister0
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She was always sniffing me0
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She smelled like gain laundry detergent.
She made me sneeze0 -
She dumped out all my detergent0
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