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We broke up because...
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She left me no wine0
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because of her she couldnt remember my name0
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She said I had no soul0
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Her soles of her feet were always black0
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this is the first im hearing of our break up damn that cold0
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He bought me toys so he could be Lazy :huh:0
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She called me laxy..geezus woman, Im not a machine
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Who cares
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He didn't care about anything0
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She used duck tape on her favorite shoes0
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Had to use duck tape on his "boy" to keep it up (rough week I think)
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Had some strange ideas about duct tape0
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She wanted to tie me up with "pink" duck tape!0
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He made too many innuendos0
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She pretended to like my innuendos but in fact didn't1
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she was a he and I was not sober damn it i have to stop drinkn so much0
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Could never tell when he was sober and when he was drunk!0
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She didn't like me in Lycra0
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He never told anyone he crushed on me0
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She always kept everything hidden0
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littlewolf3785 wrote: »She always kept everything hidden
she kept making ball jokes0 -
He never laughed at my jokes0
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Her wolf bit me0
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littlewolf3785 wrote: »He never laughed at my jokes
I'm sensitive about my one ball thats smaller than the other and you kept calling me Biggie Smalls1 -
She didn't like to watch the night sky with me0
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Wait, what?! That's what you wanted! Hold up we got to rectify that!0
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She would play ball with me0
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She kept playing with her sword0
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He was always trying to get others to play with his sword
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She was always going out and hanging with others.0
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