We broke up because...
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His idea of AC was a fan with a block of ice in front of it.0
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She kept sitting on my ice and melting it with her butt0
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He thought he was stronger than me
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She kept showing me up at the gym0
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During intimate moments he would hold up a puppet and say "show me where you'd like me to touch you".0
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He didn't like playing games in the boudoir0
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She kept playing head games with me0 -
Honey if you think I'd break up with a natural redhead then you must on something a bit stronger than whisky and prescription meds... (hence why we broke up)FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He didn't like playing games in the boudoir0 -
She played Hokey Pokey too many times in the bedroom.0
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He was a Drunk and Drug addict0
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She thought I was a he0
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She wasn't a He!
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Sorry to burst your bubble Fab!0
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She was always trying to burst my Boobies
I told you already...they're real!!!
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She didn't like it when I told her mine were bigger than hers.0
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I knew she was a He!!!
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I found out her red hair was a wig
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He tried to pull my hair during Sexy time and made my wig come off! 1
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Her wig moved by itself on the floor so I ran out of the house0
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Well I wouldn't kill an animal just to have hair would I?0
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She killed my fox to make a hat and scarf. Meanie!!0
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Thought I was too Fancy0
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Had expensive taste, I mean escargot, really f'ing snails yuck?0
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She was way too in to old Reba songs0
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cause you end up throwing out hip and me my back we were just to hard on one another0
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Hmmmm... He never threw out his back when with me! :huh:0
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Because she wanted to try men on for size0
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She was always right!
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I was always wrong and she argued too much0
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She wouldn't play with my snake0
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