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We broke up because...

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  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Always met someone else at the 50-yard line
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    when I tried to touch her she said I was about to be penalized for illegal use of the hands
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Got called for holding - others than me
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    realized she was playing for the other team
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Didn't want to experiment
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    I asked if she could say two words to me what would they be? She said "Dear Ex" :disappointed:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    That's because he wouldn't say "I do."
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she would make me watch Grease and expect me to sing the John Travolta parts.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Got tired of calling "him" Greased Lightning."
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    He did an awful Travolta impersonation
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she played his darn cowbell while I was trying to sing "sandy"
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    He did a spot on Sandy impersonation, creeper me out
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he didn't like me dressing as Olivia Newton John
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Asked me to be one of his Pink Ladies. I wanted a solo act.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she was a beauty school drop out
  • jaeisla
    jaeisla Posts: 56 Member
    He joined the scorpions
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    he claimed his car was faster than mine
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she assumed control of my radio when she got in the car.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    All he had were 8 tracks in his car and a radio that played cassettes!