We broke up because...
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I caught him chewing the neighbours meat
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I had to go vegan becuz she wouldn't let me sample her seafood
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She stopped stroking me...0
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always flashing those puppy dog eyez at me to make up0
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She kicked my butt and took all my money 0
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I don't do dirty pink.0
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He scared me0
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My lifting game wasn't strong enough0
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He said something like I wasn't f'ing sensitive enough and never listened to him, or something blabber like that. I don't know I wasn't listening.1
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He got fired from his job on 52nd street so we broke up. Broke ba$tard!!1
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We broke up because he wouldn't help me dig holes for the landscaping in the back yard.1
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Kept talking to other men, promising them holes, etc.1
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She stole my garden hoe.0
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She kept saying I got the wrong hole. I didn't know what she meant.1
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Didn't have knowledge about holes0
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Was always hating on my awesome holefilling friends1
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His nickname was silcone tube . He filled all the holes
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Lmao0
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His beard made me jealous...0
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My beard was always making fun of him1
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Beard burn everywhere2
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She was always leaving on the middle of the night to do a " super hero task"0
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I found out about his prison stint0
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Because is sunglass game is weak!0
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She was batgirl....which made the whole thing rather incestuous. 2
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Found out he was Bat-MAN...0
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Had a dozen homeless people living in his beard!
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He wanted me to be wife #5..Im definitely a 3 damn it1
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Was actually BEARfoot!1
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