We broke up because...

moon_light_owl

She never smiled !

RNGRZulu

I scared her

__Lora__

I stole his dog

Egger29

She stole my dog!

runnergirl0721

He found Lois Lane

WildBill_CQ

She was always running from me.

WildBill_CQ

I could hang upside down like her, but couldn't do the splits so she ridiculed me

Johnny_Resets

Insatiable

SPHR777

He used words I couldn't understand.

AliNouveau

I couldn't say his name

slimgirljo15

She died

SPHR777

My name was Tony, I think she was making excuses

runnergirl0721

he tried to tell me he was the real tony stark.

SojournerThirteen

AliNouveau wrote: »

I couldn't say his name

As long as she was noisy I didn’t care if she remembered my name, but she became obsessed with it each time we were together

SPHR777

She didn't believe I was who I said

runnergirl0721

when i asked him to prove it, he went to toys r us and bought an iron man hulk buster mask and couldn't tell the difference...

SPHR777

I tried to do anything to stay with her

AliNouveau

Tony was full of baloney

runnergirl0721

he tried too hard

momoftwins985

He would always bring up his ex

SPHR777

AliNouveau wrote: »

Tony was full of baloney

She compared my member to lunch meat

slimgirljo15

he decided girls werent for him

SPHR777

runnergirl0721 wrote: »

he tried too hard

She said I was too hard, umm iron.

runnergirl0721

He let it all go to his head.

WildBill_CQ

She made fun of my head

SPHR777

He was hairy and I was smooth, it just didn't work

momoftwins985

Wouldn’t keep mask on during role playing

WildBill_CQ

Want me to leave the whole suit on during role play, the fur made me hot

SPHR777

He stole my GF during our librarian role play

WildBill_CQ

true story. Made me feel bad about my diet