We broke up because...
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We didn't, he's tied to the bed
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I came home early one day and ....well I think you can imagine what I found!
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I caught her in my bedroom with my hub
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She didn't understand the whole concept of being Sister Wives.0
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She didn't like that I slept with her twin sister.0
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I had no twin!0
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She was supposed to bust me out of the dungeon. Instead, she grabbed the whip and taser1
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He acted like he didn't like it!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He acted like he didn't like it!
:laugh:
She went to jail for deprivation of liberty1 -
She taught me everything she knows, Set me up...then took the prize!0
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She tried to sell me. Claimed it was a charity auction but I knew better0
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Said she was only for rent.0
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She stole his dog0
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Nvm0
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Talked too much trash0
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he kept calling me the wrong name0
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_barefoot_ wrote: »He was always at the gym
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I wan't part of his dream.0
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He spent more time with my dad than me0
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She would only have sexy time during commercials, it just wasnt enough time!0
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Uhmmm... That was about how long it took him anyway :huh: ...might as well get it over with and not miss any of my shows!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Uhmmm... That was about how long it took him anyway :huh: ...might as well get it over with and not miss any of my shows!
Well those lingerie commercials don't help.
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I couldn't drag him away from the TV. He had this thing about commercials0
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Burnt his butt once trying to light a fart0
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