benchismybff Member

push over little kids that are running.

Is there a prize involved?

Depends, are we freezing to death?

glossy

There may be someone.

Club

Is sassy.

No, I don't know her.

Gopher

nah

She looks like she'd smoke with me.

nah

this is true.

I guesssssssss

go ice skating.

love. toast.

7

we can trade flexing pics.

Still going to pass. Sorry man.

Wondering if I can get an invite to her clubhouse.

Gonna have to pass.

When it comes to proper toast, there isn't a level of commitment too high.

See? It worked, we're a match. Score one for awkwardness.

Sample of my life: Her: I really like bread. Me: I can uh... make you toast. I'm a real think on my feet kind of guy.

try to make up for my inability to wink with a complete lack of in the moment wit.

give my best terrible wink and ask how she's doing in a terrible accent probably

i'd box with him

nah

he's a cool dude

nah he's not my style