What would you do if the person above came on to you?

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  • benchismybff
    benchismybff Posts: 310 Member
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    give my best terrible wink and ask how she's doing in a terrible accent probably
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    Be insulted by his lack of ability to wink
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    Text my friends and ask how to flirt

    Kiss her right on the spot
  • benchismybff
    benchismybff Posts: 310 Member
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    try to make up for my inability to wink with a complete lack of in the moment wit.
  • bigjuicy1234
    bigjuicy1234 Posts: 22,577 Member
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    Take her out for drinks
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    While you're trying to figure out your wink, I'll be pep talking myself on not being awkward.

    Sample of my life:

    Man: hey beautiful, how are you?

    Me: I really like bread
  • benchismybff
    benchismybff Posts: 310 Member
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    Sample of my life:

    Her: I really like bread.
    Me: I can uh... make you toast.

    I'm a real think on my feet kind of guy.
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    Toast is my favorite thing lmao
  • Buttermcbutter
    Buttermcbutter Posts: 411 Member
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    Put some butter on it!
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    Buttermcbutter wrote: »
    Put some butter on it!

    Me, or the toast? Lmao
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    You
  • benchismybff
    benchismybff Posts: 310 Member
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    See? It worked, we're a match. Score one for awkwardness.
  • thynes1313
    thynes1313 Posts: 1,623 Member
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    Giggle and awkwardly say hi
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    benchismybff wrote: »
    See? It worked, we're a match. Score one for awkwardness.

    I will caution you, the proper level of toastiness to my toast is imperative. I can train you,but I'm not sure that's the kind of commitment you're looking for
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,845 Member
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    Blush
  • benchismybff
    benchismybff Posts: 310 Member
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    mandystar wrote: »
    benchismybff wrote: »
    See? It worked, we're a match. Score one for awkwardness.

    I will caution you, the proper level of toastiness to my toast is imperative. I can train you,but I'm not sure that's the kind of commitment you're looking for

    When it comes to proper toast, there isn't a level of commitment too high.
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    I agree
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    Just go with it! Life's short! :)<3
  • BIGFNROB
    BIGFNROB Posts: 996 Member
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    No dice
  • mandystar
    mandystar Posts: 271 Member
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    Egger29 wrote: »
    Just go with it! Life's short! :)<3

    I also am short

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