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You look so good, you make me put the I in I daho.

I think you are the only person I wouldn’t mind being stuck in an elevator with.

Your eyes are so blue they make me think I’m in heaven already.

There are strange things afoot tonight at the circle k

Does he have a brother?

can verify. One time he forgot his socks so he used my fists, I had to get in his pants and follow behind him. So weird.

interesting. I am looking for a one armed man. I don't know how many fingers he has.

I'm looking more for a man with three toes on one foot and a lisp

I'm sure you don't mean me.

any day now. I can feel it.

Of course. I also have each child dressed in a sweat suit and they do punches as we walk.

leave the room so I can take of my tight pants. Never mind, I'll do it anyways.

The Eye of The Tiger

if its stinky, yes.

@Timshel_ would like to confess that he can't keep his mind off of me, or his databytes. He would confess himself but he's too shy.

i'm your huckleberry

I like a man with nuts in his salad. Maybe gorgonzola also.

I pretend to take selfies everywhere I go because I try to act famous. I make my kids follow behind me holding my purse, my jacket, etc. One plays my theme song. Its a bit of an effort but worth it when someone asks for my autograph. (that hasn't happened yet but I just know its gonna!)

somebody care to fill me in?

that one spot of skin on my face where the scarf has slipped and the hood doesn't cover on my long walk to the building in negative degree wind chills.

exactly why I always angry post.

my butt IS JUST THAT BIG. Why do I have to keep telling people this.

Dear A it comes and goes nothing stays the same me

I don't get any of the inside jokes anymore. I shall complain about it now for 40 days and 40 nights.

I enjoy dressing up as Marilyn Monroe and going to the senior center to confuse the old folks.

what the donut is going on?

I ate this pasta made of beans and zucchini. It tasted like pasta.

I haven’t been offered a salami, a sausage, or An eggplant. I may have been offered an oyster but I wasn’t sure what it was

I just laughed harder than I should at this